Three word game ...

[Wixsteman]

Million various people

 

[Astrodamus]

belligerent malingering degenerates

 

[Fnaar]

but kinda cute

 

[classic33]

in an odd

 

[Ming the Merciless]

seasonal yodelling contest

 

[classic33]

down the valley

 

[Paulus]

where bagpipes sounded

 

[Fnaar]

like angels' harps

 

[Astrodamus]

but smelled of

 

[classic33]

old mans farts

 

[Fnaar]

and rancid toe-cheese

 

[classic33]

all wrapped, ready

 

[Fnaar]

for the oven

 

[Oldhippy]

The phone rang

 

[mistyoptic]

once, the postman