Three word game ...

[asterix]

as it boldly

 

[Theseus]

went to Mars

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Meanwhile, behind Uranus

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Next stop t'bar (that'll be the mars bar....)

Drat beaten

there lay a

 

[krushavik]

a dark sinister object

 

[Mista Preston]

got flushed away

 

[GM]

in the bucket

 

[661-Pete]

of Kentucky Fried

 

[KEEF]

Radio one hasbeens

 

[ianrauk]

. Seeing this, Crispin

 

[Toshiba Boy]

chewed thoughtfully and

 

[KEEF]

blew his brains

 

[ACS]

out of his

 

[KEEF]

left trouser turnup

 

[ACS]

. Covered in fluff