Three word game ...

[musa]

unfortunately hosepipe ban

 

[172traindriver]

not ooop north

 

[TVC]

said the vagrant

 

[Paulus]

not knowing where

 

[TVC]

his next drink

 

[Paulus]

was being poured

 

[172traindriver]

by the barmaid

 

[frayBentos59]

With massive nostrils

 

[perplexed]

flaring suggestively as

 

[ACS]

he necked a

 

[guitarpete247]

royal mute swan

 

[Oxo]

In 'The Feathers'

 

[perplexed]

with Jim Royle

 

[Oxo]

who sat scratching

 

[172traindriver]

his unshaven face