Three word game ...

[TVC]

then blanch them

 

[Sambu]

but only if

 

[slowmotion]

Strict Mistress Nigella

 

[guitarpete247]

shredded his kohlrabi

 

[slowmotion]

tenderised his rognons-blancs

 

[TheBoyBilly]

with a wooden

 

[slowmotion]

savagely-wielded sledge hammer

 

[Fnaar]

on the walnuts

 

[TVC]

and the plums

 

[Fnaar]

of her destiny

 

[GM]

's Child's new album

 

[beanzontoast]

which was playing

 

[TVC]

in the corner

 

[guitarpete247]

cafe run by

 

[TheBoyBilly]

Richard Branson's mum