Three word game ...

[Mad Doug Biker]

a small child

 

[classic33]

by the scruff

 

[matthat]

of the neck

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

and left foot,

 

[172traindriver]

before proceeding to

 

[Fnaar]

mix some batter

 

[172traindriver]

for Delia's next

 

[Fnaar]

deep fried frankfurter

 

[classic33]

in bread and

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rowan Berry Jam

 

[classic33]

and honey spread

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

and dog poo

 

[Keith Oates]

that's nasty tasting.

 

[classic33]

but good for

 

[172traindriver]

your natural complexion