Three word game ...

[welsh dragon]

not a chance

 

[jonnysnorocket]

Santa's hairy chuff

 

[welsh dragon]

his hairy buff ?

 

[172traindriver]

you caused it

 

[jonnysnorocket]

All frosty and

 

[welsh dragon]

shrivelled to nothing

 

[jonnysnorocket]

with a cherry

 

[welsh dragon]

strategically placed on

 

[172traindriver]

it's very end

 

[welsh dragon]

to be observed

 

[jonnysnorocket]

and ridiculed by

 

[welsh dragon]

the great masses

 

[jonnysnorocket]

The "Mail" reported

 

[welsh dragon]

course it's true

 

[PeteXXX]

unless its not