Tipping - again

[mr_cellophane]

Carpet fitters are generally self employed and well known for not paying enough tax.

 

[Speicher]

Choosing new carpet is very tacksing.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I think all the crap puns have pretty much been covered. Lino there'll be more coming though.

 

[Aperitif]

Two pieces of gripperod taped together - pointy bits outward - becomes a very effective tool for the removal of the decorator's bane "woodchip". Hold the two bits in a gloved hand preferably, and 'swish' them back and forth across the painted woodchip until scarred. Soak the paper, or steam, and continue...

Next week: rich goes to work on tannin. Watch out for other top advice from his weekly hints thread.

 

[trustysteed]

I think all the crap puns have pretty much been covered. Lino there'll be more coming though.

weave been over this before, now, haven't we?

 

[trustysteed]

this 'thread' is nothing without shag pictures

 

[Paulus]

Anyone from Axminster by chance?

 

[trustysteed]

i'm sorry, allied about it.

 

[Fnaar]

Worst name for a carpet selling establishment: