To become a Mod.

[betty swollocks]

What do you have to do to become a Moderator on this forum?
Who are the Moderators?
Is there a right of appeal if you earn their disapproval?

Just wondering.

 

[Archie_tect]

...why, what have you done or are about to do Betty?

 

[Fnaar]

When I wanted to become a mod I bought a Fred Perry, some Sta-Prest and a Ben Sherman or two... (and some bowling shoes)

 

[betty swollocks]

...why, what have you done or are about to do Betty?

moi?

 

[Joe24]

You have to kiss a few bums
The mods? They are kept secret, although i know quite a few of them
Send me a cheque for £500 and ill let you know who they are.
Thats £500, per mod, by the way I dont know them all, but i do know a good few of them.

 

[Arch]

What do you have to do to become a Moderator on this forum?

Insert £10,000 and several tonnes of Chocolate into a plain brown envelope and leave it on York Station at 10.30 on a Saturday morning.

Who are the Moderators?

That would be telling, wouldn't it?

Is there a right of appeal if you earn their disapproval?

Yes, you appeal to the Mods. Who tend to agree with themselves....

 

[Joe24]

You cant go against many mods. Some will glance over some stuff, others get abit power crazy and have a hissy fit. I can name a few that do this
Wait, no, i cant name them. You get what i mean though!

 

[Archie_tect]

Insert £10,000 and several tonnes of Chocolate into a plain brown envelope and leave it on York Station at 10.30 on a Saturday morning.

....which platform?

 

[Dayvo]

Joe´s the kind of person who´ll be the Ace Face mod of his allotment forum when he is in his 50s!

 

[betty swollocks]

Yes, you appeal to the Mods. Who tend to agree with themselves....

Hmm: It would be interesting (and educational I daresay) to meet and Mod who didn't agree with him/HERself.

 

[Joe24]

Joe´s the kind of person who´ll be the Ace Face mod of his allotment forum when he is in his 50s!

I doubt it, i think i will be permanently banned by then.

 

[Joe24]

Arch
User
Rythym Thief
AlecstilleyeDie

... are four that spring to mind. This secracy stuff should be discouraged.

Admin.
Theres a few more aswell.

 

[betty swollocks]

Do all Mods effervesce with a rapier-like intellect and possess an inner beauty?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

yes

 

[Mr Pig]

Paul Weller was a mod but isn't any more. I think he may now be a tosser but you'd best check Wiki about that.