To the chunky bloke...

[w00hoo_kent]

Wax and fake tan on some underpants?

 

[jefmcg]

waxing is painful, veet is not (unless you get it on the ... um .... mucus membranes)

 

[Ganymede]

Recently Accrington's MP has been attending Accrington Stanley games. Nothing unusual about that but he keeps leaning on a crush barrier showing his horrible builders bum and scuzzy looking underpants! It's getting that bad that i'm thinking about moving away from my usual spot or asking him to buy a belt and a vest!

Tweet-worthy in my opinion. That should put a stop to it!

 

[vickster]

@vickster

My £8.99 Lidle el cheapo shorts are so worn they are see thru, i also have a hairy aris.

I can.t afford much, so do i

A. buy another pair of see thru el cheapo shorts

B. Get my aris waxed by Fred the local barber who has begrudgingly offered to do it for a pint.

I did think about buying some veet and slapping it on the old marmite, but i think the pain may be a bit much.

Shorts over the top of the see through shorts...and waxing if you fancy that too

 

[downfader]

@vickster

My £8.99 Lidle el cheapo shorts are so worn they are see thru, i also have a hairy aris.

I can.t afford much, so do i

A. buy another pair of see thru el cheapo shorts

B. Get my aris waxed by Fred the local barber who has begrudgingly offered to do it for a pint.

I did think about buying some veet and slapping it on the old marmite, but i think the pain may be a bit much.

How "roomey" are they? If distance aint that far then just wear some pants underneath. Otherwise paint your backside black, no-one will be able to tell you're not wearing any shorts.