To the 'lady' at the...

[mr_hippo]

PTT petrol station just after the new Tecso on Hwy224. Your membership to the Korat branch of the 'Fur Coat and No Knickers Club' has been provisionally approved! Whilst it is acceptable to wear pyjamas when driving your brand new Mazda and then going to the toilets to change into your work uniform. What some members may object to is your choice of pyjama bottoms; they were split from armhole to breakfast time. Had I been eating a jam butty at the time, I may have choked on it. Please be careful next time!

 

[Drago]

Yes, please be careful to flash it in my direction!

 

[asterix]

Yes, please be careful to flash it in my direction!

Be even more careful of what you wish for!

 

[EltonFrog]

Yes, please be careful to flash it in my direction!

I am assuming that because the OP wrote the word lady in inverted commas the person might not have been a lady.

Do you still want a flash?

 

[defy-one]

The fact they were split kind of indicates she was no lady!

 

[EltonFrog]

Lady boy?

 

[defy-one]

Laddette?

 

[Drago]

I am assuming that because the OP wrote the word lady in inverted commas the person might not have been a lady.

Do you still want a flash?

I got pretty low standards, but not Jeremy Kyle low.

 

[biggs682]

what can you say

 

[Fnaar]

what can you say

"How's that for a pair of kumquats?"

 

[Drago]

Some comment along the lines of "your handbags open love!"

 

[Maz]

Lady boy?

 

[Peteaud]

That reminds me, i am going to have a bacon sandwich for tea.

 

[ComedyPilot]

This thread is nothing without pics...................

Also, can't believe it got to post #14 without being said?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'Split from Armhole to Breakfast time'

Pardon?