To the Muppet Who....

[Octet]

...failed to look over their shoulder before ejecting a portion of saliva from their mouth...

I was overtaking you at the time, and yes a portion of saliva did hit me.

 

[ufkacbln]

Slightly OT

Had a passenger in a CHavriolet spit at me, then a few minutes later - there he was in a traffic queue

Stopped and politely introduced myself, and after a short discussion about his behaviour I was informed that the Police "would not do anything" - So I asked him how he was with blood tests?

Bemused look...

Then explained that as he was unequivocally guilty, showed him my NHS ID badge and explained that it would be treated formally as an assault on an NHS staff member and that I was entitled to know whether he was carrying Hep B, Hep C, HIV, or any other infective disease, and that it was a statutory right on my part and he could not refuse to comply.

I would therefore be demanding that his medical records be checked, and that he be asked for blood samples and that these would need to be taken over a period of several weeks.

He started to look pale.....Then when I explained that some would also be arterial involving a 9" long larger bore needle into the femoral artery at the top of his leg he went even paler.

Thanked him for his time, and suggested that it might be worthwhile contacting his GP in advance so they could put things in place for him.

One very worried looking Chav

 

[jnrmczip]

U are a better man than me I'm afraid he would have had been checking into hospital for a different cause. Spitting on anyone is repulsive

 

[vickster]

Someone who shall remain nameless got me on the knee with a snot rocket on Sunday! It travelled further than expected!

 

[vickster]

U are a better man than me I'm afraid he would have had been checking into hospital for a different cause. Spitting on anyone is repulsive

Don't ever go to China if you can't bear spitting...it's endemic over there

 

[dhd.evans]

Must admit i'm sometimes guilty of launching a rocket without due care and attention. But only when i'm passing BMW drivers.

 

[jack smith]

Some idiot spat allover me and my bike at the durham beast on sunday if i wasnt on a roll overtaking him id of stopped and told the idiot what i thought, fair enough clear your nose or mouth but do it when no one is around

 

[ianrauk]

Had a chap on my commute last week who seemed to spit every couple of minutes. Disgusting behaviour, what ever the circumstances.

 

[vickster]

What's actually wrong with using a tissue and disposing of it in a bin...just a thought

 

[Drago]

Technically it is a "reckless" assault.

@ianrauk. I've got an appointment with my therapist today because every time I see your avatars it's different.

 

[ianrauk]

Technically it is a "reckless" assault.

@ianrauk. I've got an appointment with my therapist today because every time I see your avatars it's different.

Sorry

 

[downfader]

I had cause to spit this morning. Caught another fly in the back of the gob - I was however damn sure nobody else was around or in the firing line!

 

[Ganymede]

Must admit i'm sometimes guilty of launching a rocket without due care and attention. But only when i'm passing BMW drivers.

Dear fellow, round here that's what we call "with due care and attention"....

 

[hennbell]

Slightly OT

Had a passenger in a CHavriolet spit at me, then a few minutes later - there he was in a traffic queue

Stopped and politely introduced myself, and after a short discussion about his behaviour I was informed that the Police "would not do anything" - So I asked him how he was with blood tests?

Bemused look...

Then explained that as he was unequivocally guilty, showed him my NHS ID badge and explained that it would be treated formally as an assault on an NHS staff member and that I was entitled to know whether he was carrying Hep B, Hep C, HIV, or any other infective disease, and that it was a statutory right on my part and he could not refuse to comply.

I would therefore be demanding that his medical records be checked, and that he be asked for blood samples and that these would need to be taken over a period of several weeks.

He started to look pale.....Then when I explained that some would also be arterial involving a 9" long larger bore needle into the femoral artery at the top of his leg he went even paler.

Thanked him for his time, and suggested that it might be worthwhile contacting his GP in advance so they could put things in place for him.

One very worried looking Chav

So did you do it ?

 

[ufkacbln]

So did you do it ?

No point, it would have been my word against his, but methinks that a couple of sleepless nights was probably better revenge than