Toast in the Post

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[clarion]

If it had had marmite, I would have treated it as a murder attempt or, at best, an anonymous threat.

 

[clarion]

Don't butter me up with your honeyed words.

 

[vernon]

Mort was just offering some crumbs of comfort.

 

[ufkacbln]

Do we have any reasonable explanation yt?

I think I will loaf around here and see if anyone rises to the occasion

 

[Durian]

Your mum sent it. She wants you to know you're a Mothers Pride.

 

[biggs682]

i did put 2 slices in the toaster this morning with the intention of posting ............. but ate them instead ...sorry

 

[Matthew_T]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn61TRefLvc

I wouldnt have eaten that. Not very well wrapped.

Probably got a few laughs in the sorting office though.