Today I am wearing in honour of Mr Trump

[John the Monkey]

I'm buying one of these off eBay! Bargain at £1.85 with free P&P

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Women-Men-Unisex-Make-America-Great-Again-Donald-Trump-Adjustable-Casual-Cap-Hat/291859985440?_trksid=p2045573.c100505.m3226&_trkparms=aid=555014&algo=PL.DEFAULT&ao=1&asc=38661&meid=253d33ba011747868281c722682bd8b9&pid=100505&rk=1&rkt=1&

Made in Malaysia though - will you have to deport your own headgear?

 

[Markymark]

I'm building a new wall, and sending the bill to my neighbours.

If I was your neighbour I'd gladly pay it.

 

[Joffey]

Made in Malaysia though - will you have to deport your own headgear?

Really? Ah rats.

 

[Brandane]

I've just had waffles with maple seee-rup* for breakfast. Gaad bless 'murka.

*Cheated a little. The waffles were Birds Eye frozen efforts that you pop into the toaster for 3 minutes, but they are actually pretty darn good. The maple syrup was Canadian.

 

[arch684]

I'm going rabbit shooting on trumps golf course

 

[Hugh Manatee]

I am wearing lots of cheap orange wood stain. It is next year's look now don't cha know.

 

[screenman]

I cancelled the holiday I was not going to have.

 

[postman]

Mrs Postman was going to celebrate her 60th birthday next year with a visit to Boston and then a train ride back to New York.She wanted to stand in Times Square on her birthday.But since the news of Mr Trump.She has decided we are going to Canada for that celebration.She is working on the plans over the next few weeks.I am wearing a very big smile.

 

[Dayvo]

I'm going to paint my house white.

 

[Brandane]

Now I'm sitting at home in my bullet proof vest, listening to The Star Spangled Banner on constant repeat, wondering how I am possibly going to duck out of all the lame promises and tough guy talk I have been spouting about for the last year or so, on the assumption that I had no chance of actually being elected. I think I've cracked it, I'm just going to do nothing, like most politicians.

 

[Racing roadkill]

I'm donning a white sheet, pointy hat, then I'm getting on my horse and going out and partaking of some lynching and cross lighting.

 

[Dave 123]

I was going to grab my neighbours pussy, but she only has a dog.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I'm sending the police round to a work rival to check their deleted email folder.

 

[PeteXXX]

When I woke up, I trumped a few times...

 

[Fnaar]

I'm going to polish up my rusty belt

If that isn't a euphemism, it damn well should be