Today Old People are Really Getting on my Wick

[TVC]

I think you'll find the accepted term nowadays is 'wrinklies'.

I always liked 'coffin dodgers'.

According to this thread, old people are quite like children; bloody annoying unless they are your own it seems.

 

[screenman]

I always liked 'coffin dodgers'.

According to this thread, old people are quite like children; bloody annoying unless they are your own it seems.

My kids have been annoying at time, do not always like them, but certainly always love them. Remembering whatever age they reach, they are still your kids.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I object to the term "Old people". I wonder if the mods will pick this up. I'm sure it must be derogatory and against the rules.

I prefer the term "Mature generation".

I hope the op realises that he will be part of the Mature generation, one day. If he is fortunate enough.

I like Senior Citizen.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I think you'll find the accepted term nowadays is 'wrinklies'.

or 'crumblies'

I dislike both of those.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Person of extended experience is the correct term.

 

[nickyboy]

I usually park as far as possible from the entrance in the middle of dozens of empty spaces. Less chance of being car-doored and extra exercise with the additional walking distance.

Why then, upon arriving back at my vehicle, has some nobber invariably parked in the adjacent slot when there are dozens of empty ones all around?

Graham

I'm sure there was some analysis done that found the quickest way, on average, to park up, go in the shop, come out and drive away was to select the first available parking space regardless of its location

However, I continue to ignore this advice and drive closer and closer to the store entrance in the forlorn hope of finding a more convenient space

 

[BoldonLad]

As I read the OP, it was not the driver of the car who was the problem, but, rather, his partner/wife.

So, come on guys, let us have your experiences, don't be shy!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

[QUOTE 5092622, member: 43827"]As opposed to persons of limited experience for those a bit younger.[/QUOTE]
Would spoilt brats sound a little mean?

 

[raleighnut]

I usually park as far as possible from the entrance in the middle of dozens of empty spaces. Less chance of being car-doored and extra exercise with the additional walking distance.

Why then, upon arriving back at my vehicle, has some nobber invariably parked in the adjacent slot when there are dozens of empty ones all around?

Graham

I've noticed the same phenomena when camping (I don't drive so the parking thing doesn't 'get' me)

Why when there is a 5 acre field does some numpty come and 'pitch' so close to you that it's hardly worth them bothering to put their tent up, they might as well kip in your porch.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Why when there is a 5 acre field does some numpty come and 'pitch' so close to you that it's hardly worth them bothering to put their tent up, they might as well kip in your porch.

Because you are such a selfish person, you've put your tent in their special spot, you should telepathically know they always pitch their tent there & you didn't offer to move it, so they pitched as close to the original spot as possible.

 

[biggs682]

There is one 87 yr old today who has annoyed me a lot and i shall be having words with him later