Tonight, out for a quick spin..

[yenrod]

Just behind some jerk who was at the front. [traffic:lights]

Lights change.

I got them just right, in the pedal, when the bloke (whom i'm behind) is SLOW to start I was rolling forward (on his left) expecting him to GO...

Turns out he was on the mobile - and struggling to get it in gear, so drops the fone and kicks off (S L O W L Y - AS TRIES TO PICK THE MOBILE UP)...



So the person behind me thinks I was the one that, SLOWED HIM UP as I ended up along side him !

Bloody car drivers

And why is it: when i'm behind a car at lights do they constantly look at me (in the mirror) and not the car/lights - in front, so they start off late and in doing so can miss the lights on Green.

 

[Joe24]

Maybe they have taken a fancy to you Yenners

 

[Keith Oates]

That's why mobile phones are not supposed to used in cars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

Because they are all a bunch of F******'ed ass*****w88nk888s thats why.

 

[Keith Oates]

Because they are all a bunch of F******'ed ass*****w88nk888s thats why.

Not your favorites I guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Apeman]

Why are women who drive 4x4s blind and dont know how to use indicators. Out yesterday wearing bright bright yellow jacket and nearly got cleaned at lefthand turn. Lucky my brakes were good

 

[Arch]

And why is it: when i'm behind a car at lights do they constantly look at me (in the mirror) and not the car/lights - in front, so they start off late and in doing so can miss the lights on Green.

Well, either you are a) startlingly attractive or startlingly ugly...

 

[domtyler]

Well, either you are a) startlingly attractive or startlingly ugly...

I've seen a photo of him Arch, it's

 

[Dayvo]

I've seen a photo of him Arch, it's

 

[fossyant]

Evening rides , just after rush hour - that's when the chav's and idiots are out..... beware !

 

[yenrod]

Evening rides , just after rush hour - that's when the chav's and idiots are out..... beware !

Not wrong there mate.

 

[Lardyboy]

And why is it: when i'm behind a car at lights do they constantly look at me (in the mirror) and not the car/lights - in front, so they start off late and in doing so can miss the lights on Green.

It happens all over the world Yenners, all over the world.

 

[yenrod]

Or the best yet.

Riding up to the lights.

Take your foot out of the pedal: and the lights change

 

[Lardyboy]

Or the best yet.

Riding up to the lights.

Take your foot out of the pedal: and the lights change

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. There's a series of traffic lights coming into work. Catch the first right you'll sail through the lot. Get any one wrong............. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.