Top Ten life experiences

[ComedyPilot]

Simple innit - just list the 10 things you think people should experience before death comes calling:

1. Fly an aircraft - no feeling like the instructor getting out and saying, "You're on your own, pal"
2. Jump out of an aircraft - no feeling in the world like skydiving
3. Learn to play a musical instrument
4. Learn a foreign language
5. Witness a human birth
6. Sleep rough
7. Help with a charity
8. Attend a rock concert
9. Learn to ski
10. Go on a protest rally to parliament

I could list more but those sprung easiest to mind. Your go

 

[Hacienda71]

Seeing the heartbeat of your first unborn child would rank highly on my list.

 

[vernon]

1. Eat a Bentley's of Pudsey steak and kidney pie
2. Eat a Cockburns of Bedale pork and red onion pie
3. Eat a Whixley pork pie
4. Eat a Hairy bikers' chicken and ham tangle pie
5. Eat an Appleton's of Ripon pork pie
6. Eat a Greenwoods of Boroughbridge pork and apple pie
7. Eat a Taylor's of Darlington pork pie
8. Eat a Bothams of Whitby pork pie
9. Eat a Wilsons of Leeds huntsman pie
10. Eat a whole gala pie

 

[Archie_tect]

Fly an aircraft - no feeling like the instructor getting out and saying, "You're on your own, pal"

Much would depend on where the plane was when he said it CP....

 

[Archie_tect]

Master A+T and Miss A_T's first proper laugh... I can still remember where each of them were when they did it and it still creases me up.

 

[Noodley]

Fly an aircraft - no feeling like the instructor getting out and saying, "You're on your own, pal"
Jump out of an aircraft - no feeling in the world like skydiving

Apparently there is.

 

[Over The Hill]

1. Eat a Bentley's of Pudsey steak and kidney pie
2. Eat a Cockburns of Bedale pork and red onion pie
3. Eat a Whixley pork pie
4. Eat a Hairy bikers' chicken and ham tangle pie
5. Eat an Appleton's of Ripon pork pie
6. Eat a Greenwoods of Boroughbridge pork and apple pie
7. Eat a Taylor's of Darlington pork pie
8. Eat a Bothams of Whitby pork pie
9. Eat a Wilsons of Leeds huntsman pie
10. Eat a whole gala pie

I think I see a pattern developing here.

We are planning a double pie night next week- Huntsman pie followed by film - Life of Pi.

 

[Over The Hill]

First shag??

 

[biggs682]

mmm in no special order

1. find a great partner to share life with
2. become a parent
3. home ownership
4. drive a proper fast car
5. go to isle of mull
6. enjoying life

sure others will come to mind but these will do to start with

 

[EltonFrog]

I would like to experience what it is like to become a lottery millionaire.

I can't even begin to imagine what goes throught minds of folk the moment they realise that they are rich beyond their wildest dreams, I'd like to give that a go. It must be quite an extraordinary experience.

 

[defy-one]

First kiss
Meeting my wife (22 years ago)
The birth of our children
My first car
Waking up to mount Kilamanjaro
Taking dad for a pint from my first paypacket
First house

 

[RedRider]

1. Acid
2. Watching Jesus amongst the carpet atoms like a fireman.

 

[roadrash]

i thought nothing would beat seeing my 3 kids born ,including twins ,i was even more moved when i witnessed the birth of my grandaughter

i dont really have a list of ten ,if i did it would probably be very similar to vernons

 

[Hover Fly]

Moon bunny's and mine joint:
1. Have a photograph you have taken published in a long established national magazine.
2. Reply to the introduction "I am **** **** from the Guardian and I would like to write an article about you." with "Not just now, I'm eating my dinner."
3. Go to a solicitor about buying a house and see the pile of paper that gets pushed to one side when you say you are buying for cash.
4. hear yourself playing on Radio 3 late at night.
5. Take part in a long industrial dispute, but only during a warm dry summer.
6. Be present at the liberation of a country from its tyrant.
7. Be on the stage of a world famous theatre or concert hall.
8. Hold an infant great ape.
9. Have someone ask you for a signed photograph.
10. Save someone from an accidental death.

 

[EltonFrog]

Moon bunny's and mine joint:
1. Have a photograph you have taken published in a long established national magazine.

I have been the subject in a photograph in a long established magazine, the photographer was Terence Donavon. Does that count?

2. Reply to the introduction "I am **** **** from the Guardian and I would like to write an article about you." with "Not just now, I'm eating my dinner."

Does the Daily Mirror and the Sun count? Done that

3. Go to a solicitor about buying a house and see the pile of paper that gets pushed to one side when you say you are buying for cash

Done that.

4. hear yourself playing on Radio 3 late at night.

BBC Oxford any good? Done that.

5. Take part in a long industrial dispute, but only during a warm dry summer.

Nope, ain't done that

6. Be present at the liberation of a country from its tyrant.

Ain't done that either

7. Be on the stage of a world famous theatre or concert hall.

Done that. Twice.

8. Hold an infant great ape.

A chimp shat on my lap once.

9. Have someone ask you for a signed photograph.

Yep! Done that too. It ain't all that to be honest.

10. Save someone from an accidental death.

Done that too I'm pleased to say.