Tour de France 2015 - may contain nuts and SPOILERS

[rich p]

I think we're in for a filthy night

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

blah blah traffic furniture
tricky weather
dull guide book guff
blah blah peloton controlling the pace
nein I deed nein dope I am Jenzzz I refer to myzelv in zee 3rd person I am a cahnt

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

stretch elastic
tapping out rhythm

Have they mentioned that it's Kristoff's birthday yet?

 

[rich p]

Getting tasty - Bert fancies a split

 

[Dayvo]

All the time here on Norwegian Eurosport. Narbers.

 

[Dayvo]

Getting tasty - Bert fancies a spliff

Yeah, when in Rome Holland...

 

[Dayvo]

Hey, Marmy!

Who DO you like in the peloton? Sandy Casar has retired so who is there?

 

[Dayvo]

When they do the 'split' at the roundabouts, one day I'd love to see one half of the roundabout leading to a dead end and they have to retrace their tracks and go the right way round.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Hey, Marmy!

Who DO you like in the peloton? Sandy Casar has retired so who is there?

It's just the dopers I don't like.
And Liggett and Sherwen.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Can I say I don't like Alpeicin shampoo now

 

[rich p]

When they do the 'split' at the roundabouts, one day I'd love to see one half of the roundabout leading to a dead end and they have to retrace their tracks and go the right way round.

More or less happened to Richie Porte in the Giro when he ended up taking a wheel from Simon Clarke cos his team had gone t'other way round and ended up on the wrong side of the central reservation barriers

 

[Dave Davenport]

Blimey, the finish looks 'interesting'!

 

[rich p]

It's just the dopers I don't like.
And Liggett and Sherwen.

...and Nacer Bouhani?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

...and Nacer Bouhani?

He's just a little prick, I'm allowed to dislike him as well.

 

[jarlrmai]

Can I say I don't like Alpeicin shampoo now

It's like for EPO your hair