Tour de France, alternative competition jerseys...

[User]

 

[Bigtwin]

Brown jersey.

Goes to the man voted by his peers to have done the greatest Houdini stage after a night on the sauce and a full-on Indian.

 

[Kirstie]

Purply-greeny-yellowy jersey, to the rider who continued to the end despite eye wateringly bad roadrash and bruising.

 

[Intelligenthamster]

Grey jersey, opposite of the white- for the best old rider. Red jersey for the most consistent crasher.

Step forward Armstrong and Menchov...

 

[Danny]

How about one of these for the rider with the highest level of illegal substances in their blood.

 

[Rob S]

A jersey whiter than the white jersey for the best rider overall not to have any drugs convictions for himself, his teammates or his director sportives.

 

[TheDoctor]

The cowardy custard-coloured jersey, for the least combative rider.

 

[zimzum42]

The pink jersey - for the rider who spends the entire tour at the back looking at all the bottoms in lycra

 

[alecstilleyedye]

The pink jersey - for the rider who spends the entire tour at the back looking at all the bottoms in lycra

or the rainbow jersey…

 

[accountantpete]

A red jersey and yellow hat for the cyclist with the biggest boil on his arse.

 

[Paulus]

A splattered red/brown jersey with holes in it for the rider who crashes the most. Step forward again Dennis Menchov.

 

[peanut]

black jersey for the moodiest rider step forward cav

 

[ChrisKH]

The cowardy custard-coloured jersey, for the least combative rider.

I'm a shoe in for that one.

 

[postman]

How about another green one.

Just for Envy.

 

[Pottsy]

A very big jersey for the, er, largest rider?