Tour de France Notre Equipe 2009...

[ComedyPilot]

I notice you don't have a 'Lanterne Rouge' trailing at the back with ripped lycra, arse hanging out and a rear p*ncture?

May I offer my services?

 

[longers]

I notice you don't have a 'Lanterne Rouge' trailing at the back with ripped lycra, arse hanging out and a rear p*ncture?

May I offer my services?

Sorry CP, that's what they picked me for.

Oooh, the fame and fortune, written into the history books for ever

 

[longers]

You could be the official pie taster

- making sure Noodleys pies are
a) edible and
not too hot to be eaten in one hand while pootling along enjoying the fabulous scenery.

 

[Will1985]

Where's my soigneuse?!? My calves are tight after today's time trial effort. Need some rubbing

 

[Speicher]

We do not have any soigneuses annointed ointmented appointed yet.

You have a choice of Me or Lisa21 as Masseurs.

I apologise for my lateness. I had heard that there was a problem with the showers. The hotel manager was unavailable, so I decided to call upon a local plumber - he was also very busy, but explained to me what to do.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Pie taster it is then.

 

[Speicher]

Coo eeee anyone in the showers?

Look, I will do my best to fix them quickly so you can have a shower, yes, I know you do not want to get dressed again.

The plumber said to twiddle with all the knobs in the showers. Some of them get very stiff, and may be hard to get into the right position.

Ooops, wrong way, just a little dribble.

If I twist the knob the other way, that might work! Oh yes, a definite firm action and it goes to the right position, hows that?

You can have your shower now - here's the soap!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Eeeeek, a woman in the showers!!!


Damn, my pie got wet too.

 

[longers]

I think you'll find that that's our pie.

Ta

 

[ComedyPilot]

I think you'll find that that's our pie.

Ta

[spits crumbs down the plughole]


Here you go boss......

 

[Aperitif]

The pies are squared - there's nothing the math er ...with them.

Anyway, listing updated. Anyone else fancy a job?

 

[John the Monkey]

What sort of a team is this?

Where's the factionalism? The leadership battle? E.g. Who's for Yenners and who's for Will? Who is the directeur secretly telling the domestiques to pace back to the front NO MATTER WHAT.

Have your guarantees been paid to the UCI?

Sort it out you lot!

 

[Speicher]

Eeeeek, a woman in the showers!!!


Damn, my pie got wet too.

Well, I was fiddling with all the knobs to make sure they worked properly.
Does yours work properly?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Well, I was fiddling with all the knobs to make sure they worked properly.
Does yours work properly?

Don't know, I'll have to wipe all this steak and kidney off it first.

 

[rich p]

Tomorrow is a tricky day with lots of cross winds so here's the drill - only fart downwind, Yenners don't fart at all as the white horses of the Camargue are an endangered species. If Cadel Evans is wheelsucking again, then ignore the above directive.
MacB and Arch may be engaged on other matters today so any questions of a personal nature to Mr Pig or Jim Noir.
If we win the stage then Nordic dancing will be tomorrows entertainment, provided by Dayvo. If we lose it'll be Thursday's entertainment too.