Tour de France - Stage 15¾

[Speicher]

Fabian Cancellara gets taken out by me.


I mean, I invite him out for the evening.... what did you think I meant?

 

[Dave Davenport]

Team Sky claim their race radios have been hacked.

 

[postman]

A certain Brooks item turned up in France today.With a new bike and Sky cycling kit.It was later explained what 'On your bike' meant.

 

[ColinJ]

Fabian Cancellara gets taken out by me.

I worked out that he is exactly the same height and build as me, except that he has lost a bit of weight and gained a little muscle ... (And, yes, his hair isn't (yet) turning grey and falling out!)

 

[fossyant]

GT has been testing his new stabilisers

 

[fossyant]

Evans has been practising smiling for a change.

 

[craigwend]

The 'autobus' driver refuses to visit a 'rough town' on the next stage after having a bidon thrown at him -
all his colleagues come out on strike in sympathy

 

[Speicher]

I worked out that he is exactly the same height and build as me, except that he has lost a bit of weight and gained a little muscle ... (And, yes, his hair isn't (yet) turning grey and falling out!)

I think you should avoid wearing black and white cycling gear.

That's the only way I would recognise that it is you, not Fabian.

 

[ColinJ]

I think you should avoid wearing black and white cycling gear.

That's the only way I would recognise that it is you, not Fabian.

Well, I did take the precaution of shaving off my silly Hitler-like moustache!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In order to stay Green, Cav has started eating Oysters at every available opportunity.

 

[Rezillo]

Vladimir Karpets is holding his biggest ever summer sale.

John

 

[beanzontoast]

Tour organisers drop a plan to translate their literature into 93 different languages after it was found the 'neutral service car' became 'vehicle of indifferent restaurant waiters' in 14 of them.

 

[Baggy]

Vladimir Karpets is holding his biggest ever summer sale.

Was Cancellara working out his strategy for the Alps using Toblerone?

 

[Fiona N]

Reading this thread is even funnier after today's stage


All those shattered misconceptions

 

[Speicher]

I might have been right about Thor and his extra weetabix though.