Surely the only answer is for Noodley to go to his LTS, and try several to see which he likes running in the best.
Then someone should turn up and insist that the only proper choice is a hand sewn trainer built to his exact specification by an expert local cobbler.
Someone else should then post saying that for the sort of running Noodley does, he'd be better with a pair of heavy Dutch clogs, as they are virtually maintenance free, and can be left outside with no ill effects in all weathers.
Someone else should then post saying that as Noodley will mostly be running on the road, his best choice is a top of the range lightweight shoe, probably made at least partly from space age fabrics.
Noodley should then say that he might run on canal towpaths occasionally, at which point people should variously suggest fell running shoes (they do it all! and you can tour in them!) and walking boots.
All parties should then get the arse with each other and carry on an argument about whether the "true" do it all shoe is the fell running shoe or a comfy brogue.
By which point Noodley will have gone to Winfields/ShoeZone/Brantano and bought a pair of those trainers that look almost like Addidas, but with one too many stripes.