Trapped in a giant sculpture of a vagina

[User269]

Why didn't the firemen just use forceps to get him out?

 

[SteCenturion]

Why didn't the firemen just use forceps to get him out?

Coz they only had 3

 

[slowmotion]

The weird thing for me is that doesn't even look like how I vaguely remember a vagina to be. It looks more like a climbing wall, where you hand jam up a crack, to me. Mind you, I'm working from memory.

If you don't hand jamb, I believe you insert "nuts" when climbing. This may have been the poor boy's undoing.

BTW, how on Earth did the sculptor chisel away at the interior of his marble masterpiece? To gain access to the workface, did he get all lubed up?

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Yes, Cyclophile is my Guardian alias .

Thank goodness you're not a keen walker.

GC

 

[User269]

Coz they only had 3

I think you're starting to labia the point now.........