Jane Smart said:
Is that the test they gave you
Dudley Richards, the late clerk to the local magistrates used to tell the story of Dylan Jones who was committed to crown court accused of sex with a sheep. After the committal, the chairman of the bench leant forward and asked, "Just as a matter of interest, was the sheep male or female. Dudley, with a deadpan expression replied, "Female of course, there's nothing strange about Dylan."