True Facts About Ross Kemp

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Drago

Legendary Member
Time we had a thread revealing the truth about Britain's hardest man.

Did you know that at school Ross Kemp used to beat up Chuck Norris and steal his lunch money?

Did you know that there is a substance harder than diamond? Its true, a Ross Kemp documentary is harder than diamond.

Did you know that hard man Kemp's trademark leather jacket is actually tattooed on?
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
He is related to the Kemp brothers from Spandau ballet and was on course for musical fame but couldn't grow his hair long enough know this much is true
 
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Drago

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Ross Kemp has been signed up to play both Ronnie and Reggie Kray in a new biopic. Kemp dislikes "poncey" camera effects so in order to play both twins he is performing in front of a mirror.
 

craigwend

Grimpeur des terrains plats
In his early career he played 'Nookie the Bear' for Roger De Courcey, this all came to an end when 'early male pattern balding' changed the projectory of his career and he ended up on Beastenders...
 

DRM

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Ross Kemp traveled back to Roman Times in the UK with Chris Rea, it was the year 410, the same year that the Romans left Britain, coincidence? I don't think so
 
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