Epic fail and back to the drawing board - all the above won't work with any decent Merlot ...
Drink champagne and you don't need a bottle opener![]()
And sadly it is simply 'not done' to park your bike on the lawns at Glyndebourne. However I do find a mole wrench to be the most satisfying of champagne liberators. A deft twist of the bottle et voila!Drink champagne and you don't need a bottle opener![]()
It doesn't matter how you do it, there is nothing stylish about opening your own champagne bottle.That's style ...
Sniff ... quietly returns latex tuxedo to moss bros ...It doesn't matter how you do it, there is nothing stylish about opening your own champagne bottle.![]()