TV people who get on your thruppenny's for whatever spurious reason

[glasgowcyclist]

Maybe, or that he is generally a nice guy.. who knows?

He probably is.

GC

 

[slowmotion]

I'd take his Survival Handbook as my book choice, which i have and is very good... that way i wouldn't have to pound his fat face to smithereens with a rock after several minutes of looking at and listening to the smug git... and i'd still have room for a proper 'luxury' item.

Could you possibly reassure viewers that you gained vital rehydration by sucking the contents of his eyeballs before picking up your rock?

 

[MontyVeda]

 

[Aperitif]

[QUOTE 2819693, member: 259"]Does anyone know how to remove a Bear Grylls logo from an otherwise acceptable waterproof walking jacket?[/quote]
Hack it off with a machette (P 94 of the Manual)

 

[Christopher]

Vanessa Feltz! Complete waste of space.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Susannah Reid

Only joking.. Keep off you lot, she's mine..

She's the best, but still cant bring myself to watch that tosh Strictly to see her on it.

 

[Longshot]

Matthew Sneering-Faced Wright. Now there's a face I'd never get tired kicking...

GC

You're entitled to your view but I've known him for years and he's a stand up guy.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Another vote for Bruce Forsyth. Have heard from a reliable source that he is a complete self obsessed nobber off screen too.

Alan Carr - words fail me. Untalented, unfunny; just can't listen/watch the guy. A channel changer if ever there was one.

Put this on your mantlepiece; it'll keep the children away from the fire:

As a gay man, I cringe whenever this walking camp stereotype pops up on my telly

 

[Christopher]

Have we had Harry Hill yet?edit: post 123: like anyone cares. He's as funny as cancer. Big plus one for Alan Carr, bet off-screen he is silent, morose and timid.

 

[dellzeqq]

Dan 'Beyond Satire' Cruickshank

thank your lucky stars you didn't get his lectures at uni.

 

[dellzeqq]

Susannah Reid

Only joking.. Keep off you lot, she's mine..

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHKpS_BzACk


all you had to do is ask

 

[slowmotion]

[QUOTE 2819693, member: 259"]Does anyone know how to remove a Bear Grylls logo from an otherwise acceptable waterproof walking jacket?[/quote]
A stone, a dry stick and some tinder?

 

[Crackle]

[QUOTE 2819693, member: 259"]Does anyone know how to remove a Bear Grylls logo from an otherwise acceptable waterproof walking jacket?[/quote]
or leeches

 

[pplpilot]

As a gay man, I cringe whenever this walking camp stereotype pops up on my telly

So glad to hear this. Mrs pplpilot calls me a homophobic whenever he or any of the other 'stereotypes' come on and I switch them off. I'm not homophobic I just cant stand gay B list celebs using it as a means of entertainment along with Carr, Clary and Norton et al.

 

[Glow worm]

Victoria bloody Wood. Whenever she starts howling at the moon with one of her really funny songs, I have to leave the room.

Also, Stephen Nolan - awful radio presenter. I'm dreading the day some half wit gives him a show on telly!