Two signs...

[Cab]

One requests that I don't ride my bike in through the entrance of one of the two udnerground cycle parks in Cambridge ('pleased dismount before entering'), right next to another saying no exit for pedestrians. I wonder... Should I be investing in a pogo stick?

 

[JiMBR]

if you dismount before entering, the remount after entering you are surely safe.

 

[Keith Oates]

If it's no exit for pedestrians the riding the bike through is OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PBancroft]

At our work they put up a sign saying "No Pedestrians on Ramp" over the entrance to our underground car park.

And then stationed a security guard in the middle of the ramp to ensure it was obeyed...

 

[Cab]

If it's no exit for pedestrians the riding the bike through is OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd have thought. But the cyclists pleased dismount sign next to it suggests otherwise...

 

[weevil]

One requests that I don't ride my bike in through the entrance of one of the two udnerground cycle parks in Cambridge ('pleased dismount before entering'), right next to another saying no exit for pedestrians. I wonder... Should I be investing in a pogo stick?

Logically, I'd say walk in and ride out.

 

[downfader]

I'd be tempted to make my own sign and cable tie it underneath. Something like "Has anyone read these stupid signs!?"

 

[Brains]

At the start of NCN1 in Island Gardens.'Cyclists please dismount' - No obvious reason why, just a jobsworth somewhere

 

[Brains]

Another one, right outside my front door

"NO STOPPING ON LINES MONDAY-FRIDAY 8AM-5PM"
and underneath in smaller letters
"No Parking Mon-Sat 8am-6.30pm"

So where does that leave people after 5 during the week and on Saturdays ?.
I assume it's just a cunning ploy by Greenwich Council to make money on fines

 

[Cab]

Logically, I'd say walk in and ride out.

That is a logical interpretation. If thats what they mean, its barking. Its more likely just badly thought out.

 

[BrumJim]

Another one, right outside my front door

"NO STOPPING ON LINES MONDAY-FRIDAY 8AM-5PM"
and underneath in smaller letters
"No Parking Mon-Sat 8am-6.30pm"

So where does that leave people after 5 during the week and on Saturdays ?.
I assume it's just a cunning ploy by Greenwich Council to make money on fines

From 5 - 6:30 on week days you are allowed to stop (e.g. for collections, deliveries), but not allowed to park (>10 minutes is the definition, IIRC). Same on Saturday between 8am and 6:30 pm. Outside these hours you are allowed to park.