Two truths and one lie

[wheres_my_beard]

Hmm. >> check em out
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NfwJ-b2h-4



I have not seen any Star Warts movies, but I have read all the books.


XM is right!! Woo hoo.

 

[XmisterIS]

Heh.

 

[XmisterIS]

Ok ...

1) When I was 4 I flushed a beach towel down the toilet, it got into the main drain, backed up all the toilets in the street and they had to dig up the street to get it out.

2) When I was a student I fell down the stairs one morning, my dressing gown came open and I was deposited in the nude on the living room floor in front of all six housemates of both genders.

3) I once when drunk I took a lovely lady home and only realised that she was in fact a transexualized man when I was on the vinegar stroke and he/she popped her kackers for the win.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I really hope it was number 3.

 

[XmisterIS]

Lol! You are correct. The other two are true.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

OK then.

I caused a bomb scare in my local post office because I left a brief case behind.

When I was young I always wanted to be an astronaut.

I have lousy coordination and could not guide a swing until I was 10.

 

[LosingFocus]

OK then.

I caused a bomb scare in my local post office because I left a brief case behind.

When I was young I always wanted to be an astronaut.

I have lousy coordination and could not guide a swing until I was 10.

#1 the non-truth

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Wrong.

#1 the non-truth

 

[XmisterIS]

#2 - you always wanted to be cosmonaut, comrade.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Correct but forthe wrong reason. I always wanted to be like Edmund Hillary although I was very interested in astronomy

 

[XmisterIS]

Oh dear, now I have to think up a slightly more subtle lie than the previous one I came up with ...

Ok, here it is ...

1) The highest speed I have ever achieved on my road bike (according to my cycle computer) was 46 mph.

2) The longest distance I have ever ridden in a day on a mountain bike, mostly off-road, is approximately 100 miles.

3) I have 4 bikes in my garage.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Number 2

 

[Archie_tect]

1 is the lie... it was 47 into a headwind, tailgating a milk float.

 

[dellzeqq]

number 3 is not true. I bet you don't even have a garage.........

 

[XmisterIS]

1 is the lie... it was 47 into a headwind, tailgating a milk float.

Correct but for the wrong reasons ...

It was actually 45.