UK government alert (wild fire risk)!!!

[ColinJ]

Well, that woke me up!!!

My phone just went bonkers with a wild fire risk alert. I didn't even know it could do that!

 

[postman]

Oh do catch up dear,i did it already on mundane news.

 

[Drago]

Mrs D received it, but I dont need the government to tell me the bleeding obvious.

 

[postman]

It;s all to do with Dave7 and his bbq plans,Burnham stopped him in his tracks.

 

[sevenfourate]

I thought the Russians had invaded…..

 

[slowmotion]

Would somebody please tell me when I can get out from under the stairs and take off the mattress?

 

[PeteXXX]

Well... MrsPete is about to burst into flames..
I, on the other hand, aren't 🔥

 

[ktmbiker58]

What is the correct response to a wild fire risk alert ? 🤔

 

[PeteXXX]

Bonnie thought it meant Supper Time 🐶 😂

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

Thanks for the heads-up. The first I thing I ever do when I get a new phone is disable that sh**e so I never knew.

 

[Drago]

What is the correct response to a wild fire risk alert ? 🤔

Sit in the bath with a tin foil hat on your noggin.

 

[classic33]

Nothing here.

 

[Oldhippy]

Unlikely the river will catch fire.

 

[Drago]

Unlikely the river will catch fire.

Well, when there's some water back in it then it should be safe.

 

[Oldhippy]

It's tidal so no change really, although living in a steel narrowboat it can get warm.