Underwear

[Piemaster]

Why do we wear underwear with the stitched seams and labels on the inside next to the skin?
It's not as though anyone will normally be seeing them, unless you're involved in an accident, then I hope you're wearing clean pants (like your Mum told you to in case you have to go to hospital).

 

[MrPie]

....and what the heck is it with Applecrumble & Fish tags that are about 4.547m long? Just stop it.

 

[Aperitif]

C&A - ah, the childhood years.
I can imagine your Brazilian pants over your hull, Piemaster. ('Pie, with a side plate of wedges and brown sauce'? ) but perhaps the answer is...wear your stuff inside out. Better still: