Unexpected visitor

[Shut Up Legs]

https://www.theguardian.com/austral...by-smashing-through-window-and-jumping-on-bed

You've heard of a shoo-in? Well, this one's a roo-in. People drop in for a chat, but this one hopped in.

OK, I'll stop the puns now.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Victorian couple? Blimey I'm surprised that at their age they had the energy for the chase.

 

[Oxo]

Victorian couple? Blimey I'm surprised that at their age they had the energy for the chase.

It wasn't so much a chase, more a case of a hop, skip and a jump.

 

[Speicher]

Is the kangaroo looking forward to Boxing Day?

 

[Speicher]

Did it have a Scottish accent, "I cant ger oo."?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Wallaby damned! Kan ga roo be prosecuted?

 

[tyred]

That's why you need to tie your Kanagroo down, sport

 

[Oxo]

He's been having trouble with his eyesight so has gone to the hopthalmologist

If I knew what that ment I'm sure I would like it.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Should've pou(n)ched it on the nose.

Or sang that Boney M song "Roo roo Rasputin..."

 

[Speicher]

What is a kangaroo's favourite alcohol drink?






Hopscotch

 

[Speicher]

Have you met my friend Joe? He likes baby kangaroos.

There's plenty of roo m for more puns on here.

 

[Speicher]

The kangaroo has allegedly got a talent for music, particularly Baroque contrapuntal music.
He is very good at playing the Hopsichord.

 

[perplexed]

I'll skippy this thread, too many dubious gags...

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Torquay? This could be the long lost 13th episode script of Fawlty Towers

 

[Oxo]

He starred in the film Hopalong Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

You have to be really old to remember that reference.