Unfortunate Spoonerism

[Stig-OT-Dump]

I was talking to my youngest today about a fitted sheet, well, "fitted sheet" was what I meant to say.

All through breakfast he kept giggling and asking if I'd trodden in anything.

I hope I'm not the only one to have made a gaffe like this.

 

[Norm]

I was getting into kites a long time ago, and I found a 3-kite set up in the town where my in-laws lived.

My happiness turned to eternal grief when I got back to their place and announced to the world that I was now the "proud owner of a three tight c**t strain".

 

[TheDoctor]

I once heard a heckler referred to as a 'shining wit, with apologies to the Reverend Spooner.'
Clive Anderson, I think it was. Not the heckler, the heckled.

 

[gary r]

my friend was trying to say Stunt Kite .........well that came out all wrong

 

[Hilldodger]

I once tried to say "ferry bookings" whilst at my then girlfriends house

 

[automatic_jon]

The first date my father ever took my mother on was to the pub The Fish & Duck. I'm told this came out all wrong when telling her parents where they were going that night. Strangely they still let her marry him, it went down hill from there really.

 

[ColinJ]

Stiffee Tocky Pudding!

 

[betty swollocks]

What's a spoonerism?

 

[longers]

What's a spoonerism?

Spoonerism.

Cooking fat has been uttered a few times round here recently.

 

[Steve Austin]

I think you just been had Longers

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Spoonerism.

Cooking fat has been uttered a few times round here recently.

indeed, and in one of the 'carry on' films…

 

[longers]

I think you just been had Longers

Totally