Urban Pursuit Vehicle

[Vikeonabike]

A few days earlier.

YOOF: "You're not going to catch us on me mini motos. They are like chipped (chipped means fast allegedly) like, no cop is ever going to catch us riding on a bike"

VIKE: It's not a bike it's an Urban Pursuit Vehicle! It's being ridden by a chipped cop!

YOOF: Much laughter and taking of the micturate.



Last night:

Mini moto rides past me, gives it the bird and laughs. About 60 seconds later, mini moto is in heap on the floor trying to out ride said UPV. Rider limps off after stacking at a great rate of knots because he couldn't shake the UPV.


Next Week...will give pics of crushed mini moto to rider once I have arrested him for fail to stop for police, no insurance, no license, no MOT, no Helmet, Section 5 Public order Act and anything else I can think of!

Did I mention I love my job!

 

[dellzeqq]

you're so naughty!

 

[2Loose]

Yay! So glad you have work highpoints, can't all be sh*ts and giggles.

 

[fossyant]

Flippin good job you were on a 'push iron'........... you'd be in right trouble if you were in a traffic car.......

News headlines .......... "yoof crashes whilst in high speed pursuit with police car" - Well done, and long may it continue.

I assume he's well known to you.... The lad won't be able to live it down......

 

[Vikeonabike]

Flippin good job you were on a 'push iron'........... you'd be in right trouble if you were in a traffic car.......

News headlines .......... "yoof crashes whilst in high speed pursuit with police car" - Well done, and long may it continue.

I assume he's well known to you.... The lad won't be able to live it down......

I do know him ... Got my version in to his mates first......

 

[Shaun]

Got my version in to his mates first......

lol ... I like your style.

 

[661-Pete]

Next Week...will give pics of crushed mini moto to rider once I have arrested him for fail to stop for police, no insurance, no license, no MOT, no Helmet, Section 5 Public order Act and anything else I can think of!

What about 'Without Due Care...*'?

*for said offender's self-esteem, that is...

 

[Stingy]

Nice one

Can you come up here and catch the scrotes who blast around the local paths on a quad bike now?. The police up here up here don't seem to have learnt that crime does infact occur in places where their bmw can't reach

 

[Arch]

A few days earlier.

YOOF: "You're not going to catch us on me mini motos. They are like chipped (chipped means fast allegedly) like, no cop is ever going to catch us riding on a bike"

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Next Week...will give pics of crushed mini moto to rider once I have arrested him for fail to stop for police, no insurance, no license, no MOT, no Helmet, Section 5 Public order Act and anything else I can think of!

Excessive use of the word 'like'? Innit.

Well done.