Love the reply,brilliant.For the sake of clarity I would just like to say that I have no knowledge of Celeste nor the twit she posted on me....ahem
User Name Dilema
- Thread starter BigonaBianchi
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SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
The war of words between Celeste Bianchi & @BigonaBianchi shows no sign of abating.
BOAB took to faceBike earlier this evening to put things straight.
"I took Celeste away on a romantic break to Cyprus & still she complains"
"O.k, so I travelled business class & she was in a bag in the hold, but I bought the tickets"
"Things had become a bit staid in our relationship & I thought the trip might spice things up"
"One day I suggested I might ride her really hard & take her uphill"
"She didn't seem keen, she just lent against the wall looking forlorn"
"Next day I just took control & rode her really hard up the pass, she moaned & moaned so much that I had to take her to the bike quack on our return"
"I decided shortly after that I needed a new, younger model"
"I met Cube van Rommel through an online biking agency & I was smitten".
Meanwhile Celeste Bianchi had some bitter words for her ex.
"My friends back in Italy have told me that BOAB has been on faceBike posting photos of his new younger model & bragging to his mates"
"I have seen pictures of him looking lustfully at her Bottom bracket"
"She's a Bike"
"I am not sticking around to watch this affair & so I am off home Via Nirone"
"They also told me he has 'entered her' in a sportif"
"Well I hope he comes last, which will make a nice change".
BOAB took to faceBike earlier this evening to put things straight.
"I took Celeste away on a romantic break to Cyprus & still she complains"
"O.k, so I travelled business class & she was in a bag in the hold, but I bought the tickets"
"Things had become a bit staid in our relationship & I thought the trip might spice things up"
"One day I suggested I might ride her really hard & take her uphill"
"She didn't seem keen, she just lent against the wall looking forlorn"
"Next day I just took control & rode her really hard up the pass, she moaned & moaned so much that I had to take her to the bike quack on our return"
"I decided shortly after that I needed a new, younger model"
"I met Cube van Rommel through an online biking agency & I was smitten".
Meanwhile Celeste Bianchi had some bitter words for her ex.
"My friends back in Italy have told me that BOAB has been on faceBike posting photos of his new younger model & bragging to his mates"
"I have seen pictures of him looking lustfully at her Bottom bracket"
"She's a Bike"
"I am not sticking around to watch this affair & so I am off home Via Nirone"
"They also told me he has 'entered her' in a sportif"
"Well I hope he comes last, which will make a nice change".
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Do you mind, I thought you were a lady?I've had wine and feel this insane need to giggle a bit now
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
I am a woman. I am not always a lady.Do you mind, I thought you were a lady?
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
Chubonacube?
GC
GC
accountantpete
Brexiteer
Borgonabianchi?
Shocking!I am a woman. I am not always a lady.
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
or rather fun, depending on your perspective.
Like you say, as long as you're coming at it from the right angle then definitely fun.
