Vernon?

[coffeejo]

Is the timing of his holiday really a coincidence?

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Do they give any details on the type of pie ,, filling / pastry / crust etc ,,

 

[dan_bo]

call interpol!

 

[Noodley]

Do they give any details on the type of pie ,, filling / pastry / crust etc ,,

If it was less than a 7/10 I think we can eliminate Vernon from the list of suspects

 

[Noodley]

I am still chuckling at Gwent Police highlighting the theft of a pie. And Premier Stores for reporting it. 6.50am, how fecking busy could they have been?

Dear Premier Stores, shout "oi you, you early morning pi*s-poor-quality pie-stealing fecker" and throw a copy of the Daily Mail at them...

 

[Bollo]

....and throw a copy of the Daily Mail at them...

Surely a cruel and unusual punishment?!

 

[snorri]

Gwent Police would appear to be on another planet expecting the public to quote a reference number when reporting criminal activity> Do they want the co-operation of the public?.
Their numbering system doesn't look too smart, could well lead to confusion between the 13th crime report on the 1st of the month and the 1st crime report on the 31st

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Gwent Police would appear to be on another planet expecting the public to quote a reference number when reporting criminal activity> Do they want the co-operation of the public?.
Their numbering system doesn't look too smart, could well lead to confusion between the 13th crime report on the 1st of the month and the 1st crime report on the 31st

I thought Pie was closer to 3.14 anyway..

 

[albion]

Obviously, Inspector Rhubarb is your man.


Rhubarb Rhubarb

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I put my money on it being Pie Face from the Beano...

 

[vernon]

I've met the perpetrator in the Hook of Holland.

 

[Crackle]

I've met the perpetrator in the Hook of Holland.

He doesn't look like he's touched a pie in his life.