Veteran !!

[Mad Doug Biker]

You think Veteran is bad as a status, the next level is 'Old Fart'.

And after that it is 'Derelict', so make the most of it whilst you still can!!

 

[mybike]

No they don't - they spend 10 minutes on the phone insisting to their sisters that the American government uses NS&I to intercept phonecalls and emails, and the CSI to bump off people they don't like.

Then half an hour later, they realise that National Savings & Investments are not a front organisation for the UK activities of the NSA, and US TV crime shows have nothing to do with the spies and assassins of the CIA.

Nah, that's the next one:

You think Veteran is bad as a status, the next level is 'Old Fart'.

 

[byegad]

Don't worry young 'un.

 

[perplexed]

Could I just enquire...

Does 'Hairy Nostrils' come before or after 'Old Fart' and 'Derelict'?

And what about 'Stained Trousered'? I'm all confused...

 

[snorri]

I'm all confused...

That's the first indication of being on the downward slope

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And then ..... Smelly old fart.

One never knows when one attains that status as one's sense of smell has already failed.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And then ..... Smelly old fart.

One never knows when one attains that status as one's sense of smell has already failed.

Of course one could always ask one's butler

 

[subaqua]

Old people don't grumble, they just point out it was better in their youth.

The older I get the better I was. Courtesy of old guys rule t shirts

 

[raleighnut]

I was thinking of changing mine to 'Old Crock' but Veteran will do for now.

 

[surfdude]

Well you have obviously not offended enough people on here to be pizzed off by anyone or been insulted enough times to leave . Well done for being a nice veteran.

 

[nickyboy]

Well you have obviously not offended enough people on here to be pizzed off by anyone or been insulted enough times to leave . Well done for being a nice veteran.

I don't know how I made Veteran status. Is it a number of posts thing or is it time since joining?

Or maybe Shaun has some dodgy software that uses my webcam and he's decided I look well past it

Actually I've just become "Over the hill". What the F is going on?

 

[Pale Rider]

I don't know how I made Veteran status. Is it a number of posts thing or is it time since joining?

Or maybe Shaun has some dodgy software that uses my webcam and he's decided I look well past it

Actually I've just become "Over the hill". What the F is going on?

Your account's been hacked.

Credit card details next.

Sleep well.

 

[Shaun]

I know nothing ...

 

[Pale Rider]

I know nothing ...

Go on, turn Nicky into 'CycleChat's new owner' - that should get the tongues wagging.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

And then ..... Smelly old fart.

Nah, it's Über fart.