Vigorous farts ...

[biggs682]

same here stopped commuting on bike just before xmas due to ice and snow , havent stopped farting since

 

[zacklaws]

Pears, but oddly enough I have recently noticed that they do not effect me anymore. Could be something to do with all the fructose I take in my energy drinks and built up a tolerance to it.

 

[Chrisc]

Almost anything really but sprouts and a pint will produce spectacularly noxious emissions that can clear a room. :-)
Our dog, sadly no longer with us would often, to my great amusement, shoot bolt upright and yelp loudly at a particularly loud report from myself. Great fun! Poor old meg.

 

[swee'pea99]

The quality's not the best, but nevertheless....


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uExQ-Mz_fyU

 

[Globalti]

I have actually considered holding a farty party - invite friends around then feed them sprouts, falafel, couscous, baked beans and onions washed down with cooking lager then await the results. Should be quite a show.

 

[XmisterIS]

I have actually considered holding a farty party - invite friends around then feed them sprouts, falafel, couscous, baked beans and onions washed down with cooking lager then await the results. Should be quite a show.

Methinks it would become a "vomit/A&E party" rather than a "farty party"!

 

[wafflycat]

Water and air are bad enough, but one memorable Xmas I ate a sprout-based bubble and squeak followed by Christmas pudding with apricots.

It was enough to make the wallpaper peel

As I have been known to remark to MrWC, if you aren't on good farting-terms, how can you expect a relationship to last?