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Bluescouse1

Bluescouse1

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gbb said:
Dad told me this one a few years ago..
He was a fairly big fella when younger and used to drive a Morris Mini. Some guy cut him up on a roundabout, dad honked at him, the guy took umbrage and slammed his brakes on and jumped out of his car to confront dad, fists clenched.
Dad hauled himself out of the mini, the guy faltered a little when he saw how big he was (not that big, but not slight either)...then dad pulled out his false teeth and said to mum (who was in the passenger seat)...
'hold these for me will ya' :angry:

The guy wilted :unsure: and skulked back to his car
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Well that does it for me then
Right around to the dentist first thing monday :biggrin:
 
Bluescouse1

Bluescouse1

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dodgy said:
How do you squirt brake fluid at a following vehicle without risk of landing on your own?
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Now this crossed my mind also
not only that
what about the dribble effect
we all know about the dribble effect guys don't we
 
mr_cellophane

mr_cellophane

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I've heard a similar story about a mini driver.

A mini was turning right out of a side street and had pulled halfway across the road.  A car comes along the main road and is blocked by the mini.  Driver sounds his horn and shouts at the mini driver.  The door on the mini opens and the driver gets out from the back seat - he was so big that he had taken the drivers seat out.  He calmly walks over and lands one punch through the open window, walks back to his mini and drives off.
 
swee'pea99

swee'pea99

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I once saw a cyclist bang on the roof of a car that had cut him up - I could see the driver visibly jump at the impact. The door opened and out got the driver. The cyclist dismounted. He was about 6' 6", and built. That was enough. The driver got back in his car and drove away.
 
Hacienda71

Hacienda71

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Wilmslow, Cheshire
On a serious note things can escalate out of all proportion, remember what Kenny Noie did to that poor guy in front of his fiancee.
I was coming out of my local the other night and we had to physically restrain one guy who was punching a younger guy because of a traffic incident. The younger guy hadn't even had a chance to get out of his car.
 
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ufkacbln

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Excellent theory all it needs is beefing up and a directional option
 
Bluescouse1

Bluescouse1

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Hacienda71 said:
On a serious note things can escalate out of all proportion, remember what Kenny Noie did to that poor guy in front of his fiancee.
I was coming out of my local the other night and we had to physically restrain one guy who was punching a younger guy because of a traffic incident. The younger guy hadn't even had a chance to get out of his car.
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Yeah,, you do meet total nutters like that.

a mate of mine was driving through Toxteth(yes it sound bad already doesn't it) a few years back
he was stuck behind some nonse driving between the lanes on a duel carrriageway.
anyhow he finally manages to get past this divvy and on doing so gives a look of disbelief into
the offending drivers car.
the loon took exception to this and then follws my mate all the way around the City tailgating him and banging on the horn.
after a while my mates gets to a set of lights and the loon gets out of his car
and proceeds to strangle my mate via the tie my mate is wearing
my mates girl scraming all the while was trying to get the loon to let go
as my mate was truning as blue as the tie by now
other motorists stopped and tried to help
even hitting the loon to make him let go to no avail
eventualy he just let go and walked off
how no one rang the fuzz I dont know
I would put my money on this dingbat being high as a kite
 
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szygy

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Ahh Yes, 'The Breath of Death'. A flamethrower would surely be an ideal cycle accessory, sure beats having a syringe loaded with nitromors or chloroform. Someone cuts you up; you can incinerate them (and maybe their wife and kids), well thats probably the law in Texas anyway.
If anyone is interested check out this DIY flamethrower
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNu0sR89_BM


Its got a 14m range and is made from an old fire extinguisher. You might not want to use it into a headwind.
 
downfader

downfader

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Bluescouse1 said:
Yeah,, you do meet total nutters like that.

a mate of mine was driving through Toxteth(yes it sound bad already doesn't it) a few years back
he was stuck behind some nonse driving between the lanes on a duel carrriageway.
anyhow he finally manages to get past this divvy and on doing so gives a look of disbelief into
the offending drivers car.
the loon took exception to this and then follws my mate all the way around the City tailgating him and banging on the horn.
after a while my mates gets to a set of lights and the loon gets out of his car
and proceeds to strangle my mate via the tie my mate is wearing
my mates girl scraming all the while was trying to get the loon to let go
as my mate was truning as blue as the tie by now
other motorists stopped and tried to help
even hitting the loon to make him let go to no avail
eventualy he just let go and walked off
how no one rang the fuzz I dont know
I would put my money on this dingbat being high as a kite
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With people like that you need a proper chokehold and balls of steel. If its drugs as you suspected he's never going to let up until he feels its time.

Reminds me of the nutter my friend's husband told me about in Aus. They'd passed through this small town in the desert and said the locals were all mental and on the booze. He was in a small group with 2 other lads, one was an Aus rugby club lad of sorts. This fella went for them, rugga full-on hit the guy on the chin and floored him. The guy got up 3 times and kept attacking them.

They got home to blighty 3 months later to find the town was on the news here. Some young girl had been thrown off a bridge there to her death. :sad:
 
Bluescouse1

Bluescouse1

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Location
Merseyside
szygy said:
Ahh Yes, 'The Breath of Death'. A flamethrower would surely be an ideal cycle accessory, sure beats having a syringe loaded with nitromors or chloroform. Someone cuts you up; you can incinerate them (and maybe their wife and kids), well thats probably the law in Texas anyway.
If anyone is interested check out this DIY flamethrower http://www.youtube.c...h?v=QNu0sR89_BM

Its got a 14m range and is made from an old fire extinguisher. You might not want to use it into a headwind.
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Nitromors...wouldnt that be a little too jelly like to go in a syringe or water pistol
 
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