Voices on reversing trucks.

[Arch]

I just went out for some lunch, and the bin lorry was reversing out of the carpark, with a nicely spoken man's voice saying "Take Care, Vehicle is Reversing"

And I thought, that's ok for some, but a bin lorry? It ought to be more "Mind your backs, coming through!" in a cockney accent.

So what trucks would have what voices and messages?

 

[Fnaar]

Baker's van... "Use your loaf, don't commit a Bloomer, get out of the way"

 

[ChrisKH]

You,ve been watching too much Dick Van Dyke.

Cockney rubbish truck would say "Oy, mate. Move y'self."

 

[Archie_tect]

Hearse....'It's your funeral....get out of the way'

[Sorry- perhaps a touch morbid]...

 

[Archie_tect]

Ambulance... "Room for one more?"

 

[CharlieB]

Soft drinks delivery van:
"Don't get squashed"

 

[magnatom]

Dumper truck: 'Out of my way, or it'll be you dropping your load....'

 

[TVC]

Waitrose van "Excuse me, do you mind if I reverse just a little, sorry to bother you".

Asda van "OY! move it"

 

[Fnaar]

Pornography-delivering van

I'm about to take it up the back passage, please be careful

 

[Night Train]

Private medical vehicle - 'Cough out of MY way!'.

 

[Archie_tect]

Arriva local bus- "I'm not stopping...."

 

[Archie_tect]

Pizza delivery van- "Oi, wassa marra witch you....gerr-out a my way!!!"

 

[wobbler]

Mobile crane. "Careful, I'm still picking things up as I go along"

 

[Iain p]

Arriva local bus- "I'm not stopping...."

How true

 

[ThePainInSpain]

Spanish truck....................Oops!