Guy at work sold an old Jaguar on
Ebay, it was an MOT failure, and advertised as such. It was pick up only from Essex.
The bloke that won the auction lived in Birmingham but wouldnt come to collect it, and wanted to meet my mate half way, so he told him to jog on.
The car went back on Ebay, and the next winner lived in Poland, but he flew into Stanstead, removed the UK plates, screwed on some Polish plates and drove the car home!!!
Apparently he breaks them up for spares and sells them in Germany!