Wanna be Tour De France cyclist on the way to work

[martint235]

If you're fast enough to catch me afterwards then your welcome to have fun lodging a punitive damage claim. Presumably after some mind reading to find out who you're claiming against

Really? After a high speed crash into the back of someone you're going to be riding quickly away? You've not got steel or carbon forks then? Or a normal front wheel? Stop being a prat

 

[J.Primus]

Really? After a high speed crash into the back of someone you're going to be riding quickly away? You've not got steel or carbon forks then? Or a normal front wheel? Stop being a prat

I'll gladly do so when you stop writing po faced responses to what was clearly a joke. Deal?

 

[Mugshot]

Cycling is serious business @J.Primus, it's no laughing matter

 

[martint235]

I'll gladly do so when you stop writing po faced responses to what was clearly a joke. Deal?

Oops too late. Lack of intelligence and stupid sense of humour failure on your part.

 

[J.Primus]

Oops too late. Lack of intelligence and stupid sense of humour failure on your part.

To late because you've already stopped being po-faced? And I've failed in having a lack of intelligence and a stupid sense of humour? I'm trying to cut through that mess of double negatives and tortured grammar but I can't really see what you're trying to say.

Maybe that you were joking about claiming damages because that was clearly a dumb thing to say and I missed the sarcasm? You've lost me anyway.

Is English your first language?

 

[J.Primus]

[QUOTE 3172924, member: 30090"]I thought it meant Kock of Many (Kocks)[/QUOTE]

It certainly can do. Unless for some reason I end up getting one in which case it means you're clearly awesome.

 

[J.Primus]

[QUOTE 3172939, member: 30090"]It don't, just an ego thing. And those that are awesome on a bike as you put it would not to strava.[/QUOTE]
I try massaging my ego with my 1 KOM but when you're the fastest 1 out of 1 cyclist if just doesn't seem to have the same effect.

 

[uclown2002]

[QUOTE 3172939, member: 30090"]It don't, just an ego thing. And those that are awesome on a bike as you put it would not do strava.[/QUOTE]
This guy was pretty awesome yesterday:-
http://app.strava.com/activities/163860374

You will find quite a few other 'awesome' riders there too.

 

[martint235]

This guy was pretty awesome yesterday:-
http://app.strava.com/activities/163860374

You will find quite a few other 'awesome' riders there too.

Let's hope more of them join up. The sooner all possible segments are unachievable the sooner the nutters will get off the road

 

[shouldbeinbed]

yesterday on the way back home from work some guy on a MTB was drafting me for quite some time my legs were tired and I was going at a slow pace. I made a effort for him to pass I even went into the bus lane he followed me into it. I looked at him and told him to pass me. So he did I was much quicker then him so I was drafting him. Got to a hill I left him for dust he could not keep up!!!

But it ****ed me off! I was quite angry with him.

I've had exactly the same tonight, gently pootling along hearing the click click of a badly adjusted rear mech behind me, checked my mirror and MTB guy on and off my rear wheel as I was stopping for junctions and riding away from him on tickover when free to roll along. Didn't bother me in the slightest, him being there cost me absolutely nothing & he was clearly in no shape to share duties with me so why get aggro with him or let him spoil my zen by getting angry about him trying to hang on.

The cocknocker of a First Bus driver on my draggy hill up to home though that overtook me and immediately stopped 3 times on the other hand............

 

[Lanzecki]

The more the merrier. a lot of them will get bored and sell up in a while. 2nd bikes flood the market and prices go down..
;

 

[Cuchilo]

I saw one this evening as I was just about to pull into home . He was up the road riding like a nobber and I thought it was my mate Keith with his new S-works hes been banging on about buying . It looked like he was checking out the gearing and clipping in and out so I figured he had picked it up today and bought some team sky kit at the same time .
Theres nothing worse than smoking someone and then turning round and saying AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Team fooking sky ........... sorry mate I thought you where someone else Then nearly crashing into them on the getaway as he was waiting for his wife and little girl to catch up

 

[Cyclopathic]

I hope that there are some youngsters out there who really do "wannabe" in the tour.