WANTED... a word to describe the way paper comes out of a printer

[Dirk]

Just buy a new printer that doesn't make a noise.

 

[Dayvo]

magically arrived

appeared from

materialised

born from

slid out

emerged

 

[Mrs M]

Struggled
Chugged

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Rattled?

 

[Andy_R]

Churned

Kerchunked.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Vomited onto the desk in a series of staccato belches.

GC

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Dah-ling it cha-cha-cha'ed

 

[welsh dragon]

The document emerged from the opening

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Jammed.
Crinkled.
Tore.

Bloody printers.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

 

[tyred]

The printer beeped and flashed up "Error: paper jam" so John laboriously removed the smudged and misaligned page from the printer before hitting the printer with a four pound hammer and the printer fell to the floor with the sound of cracking plastic while John danced a jig around the office at finally getting revenge on his nemesis.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Fluttered

 

[Levo-Lon]

Came into the world

 

[PaulSecteur]

the paper "whoop-zipp err-err ger-dunked" out of the printer.

hth

 

[Fubar]

Chugged, like an asthmatic steam train.

 

[tyred]

Chugged, like an asthmatic steam train.

The train should stop smoking if it's asthmatic.