WANTED... a word to describe the way paper comes out of a printer

[Crackle]

Alan Titchmarsh Would probably say something like, emerged in a climatic whir of breathless damp dishevelment

 

[AndyRM]

Maybe a bit long winded...

"No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of sh!t out the window."

 

[byegad]

Reluctantly, in my house at least. Maybe I need a new printer, or house, or both.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Foolscapped out of the printer ....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Are you absolutely sure you need to describe the paper coming out of the printer at all? Think very hard about this.

It's the sort of thing that could really do with a word though ....

 

[potsy]

Glided serenely.

Can you tell I don't own a printer?

 

[Levo-Lon]

TMN has a point

 

[Levo-Lon]

Wafted

 

[Dayvo]

It's the sort of thing that could really do with a word though ....

I agree. The English language is rich enough to have all angles covered. I've worked as a free-lance translator and know that words have to be 'invented/discovered' to fit in with sounds/actions/movements etc.

 

[Arjimlad]

Chuntered

Spooled

Perambulated

 

[Dayvo]

Also it depends on the context.

Is it the relentlessness of the sheets of paper coming out of the printer, or the conveying of important/dramatic news being waited upon, like a message from a spirit when playing ouija board.?

 

[Mireystock]

Trundled.

 

[Globalti]

Whispered.

Glided.

 

[Brandane]

Blank.

 

[ianrauk]

'fekkin paper has jammed again'