WANTED... a word to describe the way paper comes out of a printer

[jhawk]

"You t*tw*ank, arseyb*llocked, wetspot-on-the-sheets, fellatio-giving, illegitimate son of a female dog" she screamed as the paper ejaculated to a halt half way through.
"Oh", she declared, I think I've just described my love life..."

That's a lot of rage.

Having a bad day, dear? Did a printer once run out of ink and paper, right before you were trying to print a particularly important piece of paper?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Egressed

 

[Fubar]

Is this still going on...?!?



(he mumbled to the printer)

 

[IDMark2]

"Bloody hell," he thought "I could have read a good book while I waited for the plot to develop in this one."