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G-Zero

G-Zero

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Location
Durham City, UK
A friend recommended little nose plugs - rolled up bits of tissue. Then cover your mouth & nose with your buff/scarf. Runny problem solved.

I'm no Doctor, but surely your head will fill up and your brain will drown ? :crazy:
 

GetAGrip

Still trying to look cool and not the fool HA
Location
N Devon
I'm no Doctor, but surely your head will fill up and your brain will drown ? :crazy:
Ha Ha, nooooooo, it stops running, so you don't have to stop cycling every ten minutes to BLOW YOUR NOSE!
There are do's and don'ts though - Do change them every hour or so and don't forget they are there when you drop your scarf for a chat :eek:.
 

DrDrill

New Member
In these days of Eco friendliness if have learned a Ninja Recycling Skill from my 3 year old....1. Let it run. 2. Thrust tongue outward. 3. Retract tongue and recycle, thus saving the weight of having a water bottle & carrying scran. NOM! NOM! xx(
 

Davidc

Guru
Location
Somerset UK
Next week: How to deal with dhioreah in one simple, fluid motion.

.. and further articles in the series will cover:

urinating while going downhill at speeds in excess of 30mph (with a separate edition for the ladies!)

and

techniques for spitting while going uphill, without getting your own back.
 

coffeejo

Ælfrēd
Location
West Somerset
.. and further articles in the series will cover:

urinating while going downhill at speeds in excess of 30mph (with a separate edition for the ladies!)

and

techniques for spitting while going uphill, without getting your own back.
Hmm, starting to have second thoughts about the Taunton ride in April... :unsure:
 
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