XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
I have just bought a pair of sparring gloves in JJB Sports where the manager was acutely unaware of the words, "politeness", "integrity" or "decorum".
The gloves had two labels on them - the first was discounting them from £24.99 to £19.99, then second was discounting them down further to £10.99. Note that the £24.99 and £19.99 prices had been struck through with a thick black marker.
So, I took them to pay. The girl ran them through the till and said, "19.99 please".
"Whut??", said I.
She repeated herself.
"The label says 10.99!"
"Well, the till says 19.99, innit."
I asked for the manger. By now I was bristling ...
The manager appeared; a youth of no more than 23, still with a few bits of acne round the edges.
The conversation with him went as follows:
"These gloves are labelled as costing 10.99 but it would seem that they are coming up on the till as 19.99".
"Oh right, well, you gotta pay 19.99", he said brusquely, scowling at me.
"Excuse me?", said I, glaring at him as if I was about to pick up the mitts and use his head as a punch-bag.
"They're 19.99. That's what you gotta pay."
...
*clonk* (That's the sound my jaw hitting the floor at his attitude).
...
At this point I winged it, and said, "You are no doubt aware, sir, of the Trade Descriptions Act of 1968, are you not?"
"Y'wot?"
"The Trade Descriptions Act of 1968!" (carefully annunciated so as to emphasise every syllable).
"Not really".
"Well, please permit me to educate you. Under the terms of the act, you are obliged to sell me a product at the advertised price; which in this case is those gloves at 10.99".
"Oh, errr, well, I dunno".
"The law states that you must sell them to me at 10.99 or take every single pair of discounted gloves off the shelf (there was a whole rack of them). Otherwise, I will report you both to your manager and to the regional manager of JJB Sports on account of your lack of professional conduct and I will report you, personally, to the Trading Standards Institute because you are breaking the law".
"Well, just this once, as a one off, I'll make an exception".
(at this point I almost exploded!) "And I strongly suggest that you make the practice of incorrectly pricing your products an exception!!!!!".
At that he snorted, said nothing, took the amount in cash because he couldn't run it through the till, glared at me when I said, "Thank you", and he just walked off.
Not once did he say "sorry", nor did he even make an attempt to be polite!
Ok, so I'm not going to go to the trouble of writing a letter to his superiors, but was I correct in what I said about the Trade Descriptions Act? Whether I was or not, it had the desired effect!
The gloves had two labels on them - the first was discounting them from £24.99 to £19.99, then second was discounting them down further to £10.99. Note that the £24.99 and £19.99 prices had been struck through with a thick black marker.
So, I took them to pay. The girl ran them through the till and said, "19.99 please".
"Whut??", said I.
She repeated herself.
"The label says 10.99!"
"Well, the till says 19.99, innit."
I asked for the manger. By now I was bristling ...
The manager appeared; a youth of no more than 23, still with a few bits of acne round the edges.
The conversation with him went as follows:
"These gloves are labelled as costing 10.99 but it would seem that they are coming up on the till as 19.99".
"Oh right, well, you gotta pay 19.99", he said brusquely, scowling at me.
"Excuse me?", said I, glaring at him as if I was about to pick up the mitts and use his head as a punch-bag.
"They're 19.99. That's what you gotta pay."
...
*clonk* (That's the sound my jaw hitting the floor at his attitude).
...
At this point I winged it, and said, "You are no doubt aware, sir, of the Trade Descriptions Act of 1968, are you not?"
"Y'wot?"
"The Trade Descriptions Act of 1968!" (carefully annunciated so as to emphasise every syllable).
"Not really".
"Well, please permit me to educate you. Under the terms of the act, you are obliged to sell me a product at the advertised price; which in this case is those gloves at 10.99".
"Oh, errr, well, I dunno".
"The law states that you must sell them to me at 10.99 or take every single pair of discounted gloves off the shelf (there was a whole rack of them). Otherwise, I will report you both to your manager and to the regional manager of JJB Sports on account of your lack of professional conduct and I will report you, personally, to the Trading Standards Institute because you are breaking the law".
"Well, just this once, as a one off, I'll make an exception".
(at this point I almost exploded!) "And I strongly suggest that you make the practice of incorrectly pricing your products an exception!!!!!".
At that he snorted, said nothing, took the amount in cash because he couldn't run it through the till, glared at me when I said, "Thank you", and he just walked off.
Not once did he say "sorry", nor did he even make an attempt to be polite!
Ok, so I'm not going to go to the trouble of writing a letter to his superiors, but was I correct in what I said about the Trade Descriptions Act? Whether I was or not, it had the desired effect!