Ha......
I had some little 'rotund' oik (about 12-13)on an BMX giving me verbal's last night - just pulled off the main road,, onto a busy side street, the kid is deliberately riding all over the road, sees me and carries on swerving all over the road (car behind me) - anyway gives me some verbals, I tell him to 'f off', and carry on....through two width restrictions and over a railway bridge.
Come to my right turn, and see a large Merc Sprinter waiting to pull out, I slow to a stop, and wave the van out. Van pulls away slowly..... next second, little oik comes flying past me, on wrong side of road, giving more verbals, then straight in front of the van..... I mumble 'fing idiot, then shout...."Go on then you idiot, just get yourself killed by the van......." kid realises what he's done pulls up to the pavement, and the van driver then let's him have it with his air horn..."BEEEEEEP"
The kid was lucky, I had to smirk, am I evil though ?