Washing b8ckside

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Clinging on tightly
Location
Over the Hill
We had one with similar high pressure. It was a real novelty, and you could be confident that any guests visiting the bathroom coulnd't resist leaning over and playing with it while sat on the toilet. So we would leave it on the fountain setting rather than rinse.

It wasn't uncommon for a Sunday afternoon guest to reappear downstairs dripping wet, and water coming off the ceiling in the bathroom.

And with thirst quenched ;)
 

jamesxyz

New Member
best toilets are in Japan - they have heated seats and everything.
the 'bidet' part comes out at the press of the button although there was always a lag between pressing said button and feeling jet of water so it always caught me by surprise and wet myself laughing!:smile:
 

Chrisc

Guru
Location
Huddersfield
leyton condor said:
If you had S!*t on any other part of your body would you wash it or wipe it off with some tissue?
My Italian inlaws are always amazed by the lack of bidets in this country.
I am a convert to washing.
Do they still do that slippery toilet paper (a bit like tracing paper) that was always in school toilets during the 70s? It didn't clean it off, just moved it around a bit.

Izal. Terrible stuff. Hopefully gone never to return!
 

Maz

Guru
Whenever possible, I wash my backside with a lota (type of plastic teapot effort) and wipe dry with a few sheets of tissue paper. I was brought up using this method. If there is no lota, I just use tissue paper. I always use my left hand for arse-washing.
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
Maz said:
Whenever possible, I wash my backside with a lota (type of plastic teapot effort) and wipe dry with a few sheets of tissue paper. I was brought up using this method. If there is no lota, I just use tissue paper. I always use my left hand for arse-washing.

That's about as much use as a chocolate teapot
(igmc)
 
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