There's also the good old Daily Mash. Far better read and 100% more accurate.
I know what you're thinking of, but believe me it wouldn't have the expected effect, not in good old sleepy Burgess Hill. More than likely the good citizen would just just stand there agape...Nah. Just linger around newsagents and when someone picks up the DM you say "Why, you must be a racist!"![]()