well, that's a new one

[02GF74]

cycling along the road, see some lump of jagged metal - possibly part of car exhaust - so swerved a bit to avoid yet still managed to hit it, bloody thing got picked up by the front tyre and thrown in all its jagged glory into my right shin.

bits of skin gouged out but I didn't cry, honest.

 

[ianrauk]

Ah... the sod's lay syndrome at work...

 

[Tynan]

bt no puncture, yeah?

that shin will get better without any attention at all, result

 

[Maz]

Unlucky. I bet you felt exhausted after that.

 

[Wigsie]

Thats nothing... I was so happy this morning on my commute dropped 4 riders for an all time PB (never usually see 4 riders) only a few hundred yards from work I swerved to miss a pothole and hit the corner of some roadkill (80% sure was rabbit ) and some flicked up on my leg and a bit of 'something' hit my bottom lip!

 

[Landslide]

Don't worry Wigsie, just slap some mustard on it!

 

[Maz]

I swerved to miss a pothole and hit the corner of some roadkill (80% sure was rabbit ) and some flicked up on my leg and a bit of 'something' hit my bottom lip!

Should've bunny-hopped it.

 

[Wigsie]

"I bet you felt exhausted" and "Should have bunny hopped it"

Your on fire this morning Maz!

I am not usually squeemish but I did have a bit of a gag reflex and my eyes were watering heavily when I stopped outside the office.

 

[yello]

but I didn't cry, honest.

mummy's little soldier

I have to dodge cow turds... well, I don't have to but I prefer to

 

[02GF74]

cow trunds are nothing copmarted to dog shoot.

 

[thomas]

cycling along the road, see some lump of jagged metal - possibly part of car exhaust - so swerved a bit to avoid yet still managed to hit it, bloody thing got picked up by the front tyre and thrown in all its jagged glory into my right shin.

bits of skin gouged out but I didn't cry, honest.

I nearly ran over a massive multi-tool knife on Saturday...wide open in the middle of the road.

 

[threshold]

How's This?

Newbie commuter having had some advice here recently, was on my way to work this morning, pulls up a a red light( yes really!), alongside pulls a BIG green smelly wagon, which on closer inspection( and I was real close!), was carrying a flock of baa baa's en route to a date with the mint sauce boat. As I'm preparing to move off at the green, one of the buggers projectile vomits over my front wheel!! Didn't even think they could do it, let alone believe the smell and slime produced! Is this a test of my commitment to the new cause? and it flicks everwhere once in motion! Ahh well, laugh on folks, it could only really happen to me, so you're all safe!!

 

[Cubist]

cow trunds are nothing copmarted to dog shoot.

You're not from round here, are you! I love typos, especially when they appear to invent a whole new language.

 

[Wigsie]

Newbie commuter having had some advice here recently, was on my way to work this morning, pulls up a a red light( yes really!), alongside pulls a BIG green smelly wagon, which on closer inspection( and I was real close!), was carrying a flock of baa baa's en route to a date with the mint sauce boat. As I'm preparing to move off at the green, one of the buggers projectile vomits over my front wheel!! Didn't even think they could do it, let alone believe the smell and slime produced! Is this a test of my commitment to the new cause? and it flicks everwhere once in motion! Ahh well, laugh on folks, it could only really happen to me, so you're all safe!!

Ha ha thats amazing! will get you a few laughs friday night over a few jars!